Two

Two camels talking: “I don’t care what any one says, I’m thirsty!”

Two elephants talking: “I don’t care what any one says, I can’t remember a thing.”

Two flies talking: “How ‘ya doin’?” “Not so good. The baby had trouble sleeping and I was up walking the ceiling all night.”

Two Kangaroos talking: “I sure hope it doesn’t rain today. I hate it when the kids play inside.”