Spy

What do parents do after they send their children to bed?
Eat chocolates, ice cream, and watch movies according to some.

Tonight I caught a spy, I'm afraid he was bitterly disappointed to find laundry, straightening house and rocking babies to be the only activities.

If only he would report how boring it all is to the rest of his cronies so I can at last get to eating chocolates and all the rest of the fun.